Finest Whatsapp Status Quotes Ever

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Silence is the most powerful scream.

  • I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
  • When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
  • Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
  • If a hug tells you how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
  • Silence is the most powerful scream.
  • Some poeple are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
  • I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
  • Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.
  • A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
  • My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
  • I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
  • Have some patience, I’m screwing things up as fast as possible.
  • It’s a good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

HAVE SOME PATIENCE, I'M SCREWING THINGS UP AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

  • You’re like a sharpie – super fine.
  • I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you have two hands.
  • I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
  • Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
  • Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
  • I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
  • At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
  • My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
  • Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
  • The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
  • Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
  • Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
  • My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
  • Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.
  • If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  • I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, THE FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO DO IS WAKE UP.

  • The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  • I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
  • Everyday is a second chance.
  • If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
  • Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
  • I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket.”
  • Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one makes your dreams come true.
  • Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
  • Life isn’t about how many breaths you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.
  • I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
  • Diets are hard because I get hungry.
  • We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
  • Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  • God is really creative, I mean…just look at m!!!
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
  • Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
  • Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
  • When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
  • I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  • If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
  • Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
  • Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
  • Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.

A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES BEGINS WITH A SINGLE STEP.

  • When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
  • When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
  • The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
  • You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
  • Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
  • You’re already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
  • Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.
  • I will win, not immediately but definitely.
  • Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • Silent people have the loudest minds.
  • When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
  • I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
  • Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.
  • When nothing goes right… Go left!
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.
  • The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.