Robin Williams Quotes

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that. ~ Robin Williams

“I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole.”” ~ Robin Williams

“If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.” ~ Robin Williams

If you're that depressed,

“Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that’s going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.” ~ Robin Williams

“Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You’re Doing It Wrong.” ~ Robin Williams

“Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.” ~ Robin Williams

“But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.” ~ Robin Williams

But only in their dreams

“Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.'” ~ Robin Williams

“Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.” ~ Robin Williams

“When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.” ~ Robin Williams

“The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.” ~ Robin Williams

The idea of being a character

“The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.” ~ Robin Williams

“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.” ~ Robin Williams

“Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.” ~ Robin Williams

“I’ve actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, “I’m in here when you’re walking around like that?”” ~ Robin Williams

I've actually gone to the

“Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.” ~ Robin Williams

“All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.” ~ Robin Williams

“Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.” ~ Robin Williams

“It’s five o’clock in the morning. You’ve just pissed on a dumpster. It’s Miller time.” ~ Robin Williams

It's five o'clock in the

“You don’t need cocaine! There’s another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it’s called marathon running!” ~ Robin Williams

“But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.” ~ Robin Williams

“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don’t have a gun and you don’t have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say ‘Stop, or I’ll say stop again.'” ~ Robin Williams

“Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.” ~ Robin Williams

Sucking the marrow out

“No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.” ~ Robin Williams

“Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.” ~ Robin Williams

“I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.” ~ Robin Williams

“Improv. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but when it does, it’s like open-field running.” ~ Robin Williams

Improv. Sometimes it works,

“My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.” ~ Robin Williams

“Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.” ~ Robin Williams

“When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I’m in.” ~ Robin Williams

“A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.” ~ Robin Williams

A human life is just

“I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.” ~ Robin Williams

“Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.” ~ Robin Williams

“Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don’t want to go to school anymore.” ~ Robin Williams

Gradual school is where

“If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing…” ~ Robin Williams

“The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, ‘what’s that noise?'” ~ Robin Williams

“But if there’s love, dear… those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.” ~ Robin Williams

But if there's love, dear...

“There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.” ~ Robin Williams

“Look at the walls of Pompeii. That’s what got the internet started.” ~ Robin Williams