Nancy Cartwright Quotes

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

Adding 'just kidding'

Adding ‘just kidding’ doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal.

I don’t use the voice of Bart when I’m making love to my husband, but Marge’s voice turns him on a little.

I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, there’s no way you can prove anything!

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

Cursive writing does

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.

I will not get very

I will not get very far with this attitude.

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I’d left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice – ‘Hey, man, I’m Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?’ The guard waved me through.

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