Moving On Joke Quotes

I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that’s OK, who wants to be normal anyway?

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

A serious and good philosophical

I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.

I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

I enjoy life. I always enjoy jokes.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

I like smart jokes, I like

Nobody had song titles that were as long as ours. A lot of it was just inside jokes.

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

I have a file of four million jokes… I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

Different taste in jokes

I have a file of four million jokes… I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.

I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is.

I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is.

I was always Armie. There couldn’t be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda.

I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.

If you let go of fart jokes, you’ve let go of a piece of humanity.

If you let go of fart

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

Dwarves are still the butt of jokes. It’s one of the last bastions of acceptable prejudice.

I tell jokes, chat with people, and make stuff.

I’m a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.

I’ve always been ‘ethnic friend,’ without any serious moments, all jokes.

I've always been 'ethnic

Times change. The farmer’s daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.

Fat jokes aren’t relevant, but they’re hilarious when you find them.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

I have my own gym.

Democrats are like a big tortoise that’s on its back and can’t get up; you can’t make jokes about that.