Moving On Fun Quotes

That is the right attitude after breaking up.

I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you.”

“Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love.”

Hate is such a luxurious

“You mean more to me than life itself – but I’m suicidal.”

“Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.”

“I want someone who can buy me a new car.”

“Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.”

“One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing.”

“You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it.”

You talked about the future,

That moment when there’s a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!

Paper cut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.

Dear automatic flushing toilet… I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet.

Dear automatic flushing

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like “I’ve got nothing man.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

Life isn’t measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they’re like ‘Hey, what are you doing here?’ I tell them ‘You know.. hunting elephants.’

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

I always dream of being

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

Today I will live in the moment… unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I’ll take a nap.

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Let’s have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

Let's have a beer together

Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.

I’ll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .

Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.