Moving On EX Quotes

“…This particular blunder is known as deus ex machina, which is French for “Are you fucking kidding me?”

“You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?” —Keely to Jack after meeting his ex-girlfriend.”

“Sometimes a woman will look back on what she had, not because she wants to go there but to motivate her to do better.”

Sometimes a woman will

“I said, “It seems like you have fond feelings towrd your ex-wife. Are you two still close?” “Nah,” he said casually. “She thinks I changed my name to motherfucker.”

“Yes,” I said. “My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.”

“Ugh. I was going for ‘crazy ex filled with hate” not “isn’t she cute when she’s mad?”

“Next to her Percy coughed. ” This place smells like my ex-stepfather.”

“You mere device,” he gnarled. “You platitude! Your Gollux ex machina!”

You mere device, he

“”Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you.””
“”Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead?””

“One of the ex-sucias publishes a poem about you online. It’s called “El Puto”

“Of course, once you had yanked Conan the Barbarian’s sword out of a book to fight off a rabid weresquirrel, “impossible” lost a lot of its punch.”

“Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife’s wedding. Pissssed all over the icing.” Melvin Baylor – Seven Up”

“Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare”

Don’t come back when

“Robarle muertes al Destino es como quitarle cartas a un castillo de naipes en un día de viento… Cuidado con las mariposas, sus alas despiertan huracanes”.”

“You’re toast.” I felt like toast, burning with anger inside my waterproof layers. “I am not,” I insisted. “I might be lightly browned on one side.”

“The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I’m married to the track and engaged to success.”

“A long-term relationship involves a short-term memory. Love remembers everything. Just ask my ex wife. “

A long-term relationship

“-Elle m’appelle encore ton “ex-père”? -Ça lui arrive , répondit Fry. D’autres fois c’est juste ton vaurien de narcotrafiquants de père.”

“When your ex says “I miss you”, that means the person they tried to replace you with has failed.”

“You know that when ex-military personnel start assassinating their own government’s agents that something funky is going on.”

“Ah, the pleasant balm of routine” ~ Isaac Inchbold”

“You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn’s crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare.” (July Henry)”

You think ancient soul-eating

“So, are you missing your ex-husband at all?” “Yeah, but my aim’s improving every day.”

“Everything good in New York used to be something awful, I guess.”

“Nothing comes to a sleeper but a dream – sometimes it’s a nightmare” Translation: get your shit together!

“Lo aspetto, e ancora non ci credo. Aspetto il mio futuro facendo un tuffo nel passato.”

“if we have a creative mind filled with a little bit thinking power,we can do everything what we want.”

“Ex cineribus resurgam, ferox et potens”

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