Extensive Collection of Hillbilly Quotes & Sayings by Famous People

These Hillbilly quotes include the words by the authors, celebrities, newsmakers,  singers, and journalists. Quotes cover the nature, Silly, and Funny attitude of them.

Hillbilly Quotes Collection by Famous Personalities 

  • I’m no hillbilly singer. – Elvis Presley
  • We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside. – Blake Shelton
  • Love is the only thing that keeps me sane …  – Sue Townsend
  • I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama. – Kinky Friedman
  • Deep down, I’m just a West Virginia hillbilly. – Brad Paisley
  • Once in a while I get inspired and finish my act with the hillbilly hoedown. – Loretta Lynn
  • People look at you, and they’ve got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults. – Travis Tritt
  • I get along with all the women singers, but especially Dolly Parton. We talk the same hillbilly language. – Loretta Lynn
  • My guitars, Cadillacs, and hillbilly music Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on. – Dwight Yoakam
  • Hopefully I’ll be the first Mexican-American going into Hillbilly Heaven. – Freddy Fender
  • Once in a while I get inspired and finish my act with the hillbilly hoedown. – Loretta Lynn
  • Last night I dreamed I went to hillbilly heaven and you know who greeted me at the gate? The ole cowboy-philosopher himself, Will Rogers. – Tex Ritter
  • Usually going places makes me feel optimistic. And I’m a hillbilly, so heading to the countryside made sense a number of ways. –  Jenny Holzer
  • Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested. – Hunter S. Thompson
  • Curiosity provoked me to lay a lot of our country stuff on our predominantly black audience and some of our black audience began whispering “who is that black hillbilly at the Cosmo?” – Chuck Berry
  • It’s been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us? – Dana Gould
  • Doing a thing call the Hillbilly Rock, some say it came from Elvis down in Tennessee. – Marty Stuart
  • Tennessee’s a hillbilly dumping ground, and Georgia’s a lousy state too. – Flannery O’Connor
  • I’m a native West Virginian and I’ve been called everything from a hillbilly to a stump jumper. I’m always proud of it; I’m very proud to be a West Virginian. – John Raese
  • Most people don’t listen to classical music at all, but to rock-and-roll or hillbilly songs or some album named Music To Listen To Music By…  – Randall Jarrell
  • We spend so much money on these dresses that are terrible. And what do we get out of it? Nothing – a piece of chicken and a roll in the hay with her hillbilly cousin – no thank you. My family’s very close; I can do that at home. – Chelsea Handler
  • For me, jazz, R&B, jump swing, Chicago blues, country blues, early hillbilly music, and honky tonk all stem from the same source. – Duke Robillard
  • There was a misconception about me when I started off because I had my hair greased up and I have some vague resemblance to the hillbilly gene pool that Elvis came from. People would say, ‘You want to be Elvis’ and I would say, ‘No’. – Chris Isaak
  • It’s the hillbilly rock, beat it with a drum. Playin’ them guitars like shootin from a gun. Keepin’ up the rhythm, steady as a clock. Doin’ a little thing called the hillbilly rock. – Marty Stuart
  • Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow—to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested . . . Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll. – Hunter S. Thompson
  • Remember this, folks – I am a Hillbilly, and I don’t always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another. – Hunter S. Thompson
  • In 1965, when great young white artists in the English-speaking world were successfully re-channeling hillbilly and black music – you know Bob Dylan, Ray Davies, Pete Townsend, Keith Richards – they didn’t get any money at first. They were all broke.  – Iggy Pop
  • I feel like I’m the luckiest person alive. I’m always waiting for that phone call: ‘Hello. We’ve just realized you’re really a no-talent hillbilly. We’ve made a horrible mistake and we’d like you to leave now. – Lance Burton

Best Silly Hillbilly Quotes & Sayings

  • Tighter than Dick’s hatband
  • Like talking to a fence post (or stump)
  • Like searching for hen’s teeth
  • He’s so dumb, if you moved his plate five inches to the left he would starve to death,
  • Fuller than a tick on a dogs ear.
  • Runnin around like a chicken with its head cut off.
  • Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
  • Sweatin like a whore in church.
  • The door swings both ways
  • Southerners definitely are not too ashamed to speak their mind.
  • Hillbillies are definitely geniuses and they are proud of it.
  • Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.  – Will Rogers
  • Female hillbillies are proud of their heritage and it shows in this famous quote.
  • Many hillbillies were protective over their property and home. They never appreciated an unwelcomed visitor.
  • Whether your name was Jack or Harry, this quote still relates to you and the information that you received from a hillbilly.
  • Moonshine has been a popular drink among the hillbillies, since the beginning of time. Many of them spent some time behind bars, because of their illegal moonshining.
  • The Hillbillies was a long running television series that many Americans enjoyed for many years. Jethro and Ellie Mae were definitely strangers in Hollywood.