Cool Funny Friend Quotes Collection of all Time

Awesome funny friend quotes collection to take out the crazy style of yours with your best friends.


  • There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson
  • It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
  • Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. – Greg Tamblyn
  • Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. – Edwin Arlington Robinson
  • A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. –  Jim Hayes
  • The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. – Mark Twain
  • Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go. – Margaret Walker
  • Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ –  Cookie Monster
  • A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer
  • Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. – W.H. Auden
  • One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. – Marcelene Cox
  • Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb
  • One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. – Clifton Fadiman
  • Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long. – Robert Staughton Lynd
  • You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. – Laurence J. Peter


  • Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. –  Unknown
  • Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain
  • There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. – Benjamin Franklin
  • The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families. – Jay McInerney
  • When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man. – Alice Duer Miller
  • Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend. – Sarah Dessen
  • Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
  • Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry. – Unknown
  • I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you. – Ann Richards
  • The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist. – Aaron Machado
  • Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again. – Unknown
  • There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. – J.K. Rowling
  • It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. – Marlene Dietrich


  • Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. – Unknown
  • You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. –  Unknown
  • Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. – Oprah Winfrey
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. – Sicilian Proverb
  • Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. – Otto von Bismarck
  • Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. –  Samuel Butler
  • If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. – Oprah Winfrey
  • Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did. – Wendy Jean Smith
  • When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier. – Diane Von Furstenberg
  • Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
  • You can’t make a circle of friends with a compass. – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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