Chris Pratt Quotes

“If you wait for things to be perfect you’ll just miss out on life.”

“My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.”

My favorite way to blow

“Just be comfortable with who you are.” /blockquote>

“Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.”

“It’s really nice to have someone who’s intelligent and articulate to talk to about what you’re doing, because it’s a big part of who we are.”

“You can’t help but change when you have a kid, and for me it was just a sense of I didn’t feel like anything was missing in my life and it wasn’t. It all came at just the right time, and now if I am absent from my son, I do feel like something is missing.”

You can't help but change

“Television is such an evolving medium.”

“You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!”

“I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.”

“Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don’t even look at me.”

Actors come up and just

“I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.”

“Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a rifle or a bow. That’s my release.”

“I loved to always get naked. I was very free, so I thought, I may as well get paid.” –

“I’ve always been a little soft. I like to eat.”

I've always been a little

“Both ‘OC’ and ‘Everwood,’ there were people on set where you learned to stay away from them on a bad day.”

“We cannot judge of the fact, but the law upon the fact.”

“As long as I keep getting cast, I don’t care if it’s typecast.”

“Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.”

Perfect sandwich

“I know that me personally I’m different than anyone else, just like our mothers all tell us we’re all very special and unique and we are, and I think if an actor can stick to trying to make the character resemble something from their own spirit it will automatically be unique.”

“I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like Everwood that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny. I’ve always tried to find a funny angle on things, and 99 percent of the time, it just doesn’t work.”

“America is at war. Go eat a donut.”

“I surprised myself with my ability to run. It’s kind of like tippy toe running. I would not be able to outrun Indominus Rex, but with enough practice I might be able to make it 40 or 50 feet before I was killed.”

I surprised myself with my

“I don’t have any delusions. I don’t think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.”

“There’s nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.”

“I’d love to work with Steve Martin. I’d love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.”

“I lose my cell phone so much that I switch it every month or so, but Sony Ericsson is usually what I use.”

I lose my cell phone so

“Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in ‘GQ’ magazine.”

“Celebrity is intoxicating.”

“I like to do ‘Garfield Mondays’: lasagna and napping in a box.”

“I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn’t do anything for me.”

I just feel like, if I drink,

“I would definitely not rule out doing television, because I think it’s a great medium for telling stories.”

“People have told me I look like Gordon Lightfoot.”

“You can’t have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it’s difficult to find those moments.”

“I’m happy to try any genre, from drama to comedy and anything in between. Although, to be fair, for most of my career, I’ve been at the mercy of what people are willing to put me in.”

I'm happy to try any genre,

“If one day someone came up to me and was like, ‘Look, you’re never going to act again,’ I don’t know what I would do.”

“A good corroborating chain, if they fail in the last link, the whole will fall to the ground.”

“I love ‘Capote.’ Huge fan of Philip Seymour Hoffman; if he’s not my all-time favorite actor he’s definitely in my top five. I just love him so much.”

“I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.”

I have a lot of plants

“Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”