Adam Sandler Quotes

“I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only….Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.”

“It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.”

It's hard to soar with

“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”

“I sang a song at my sister’s wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.”/blockquote>

“Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.”

“Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.”

Sometimes you can't

“I know I want to always do the best I can.”

“When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.” /blockquote>

“My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.”

“Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest.”

Of course, I peed my pants,

“Girls are soft and pretty.”

“Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.”

“I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.”

“I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.”

I have a love in my life.

“I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.”

“I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.” /blockquote>

“Hanukkah is…the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights”

“I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.”

I do love the films I've

“I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing ‘Maria’ from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.”

“I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.”

“I don’t like being on a horse. That’s the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I’d do a Western.”

“I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!”

I can't run a company...

“My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.”

“With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.”

“Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah”

“I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.”

I still get very scared

“I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.”

“A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.”

“I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.”

“How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.”

How do I speak Spanish

“It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.”

“I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.”

“Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!”

“Well, we’re living in a material world, and I’m a material girl… or boy.”

Well, we're living in

“Well I have a microphone and you don’t so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”

“I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”

“You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.”

“I grew up cursing a lot.”

I grew up cursing a

“Having a kid is great… as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.”

“I’m filthy rich! It’s good to be Adam Sandler!”